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Limey1
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Joined: Sep 09, 2006
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Location: Enfield, North London
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Sun Feb 04, 2007 7:58 am |
 
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When you go to Devils Island, don't go sitting on any dead seagulls, or eating turkey sandwiches from the local pubs.
Go to B&Q and buy a pack of face masks and a white plastic boiler suit.
Wear these at all times while fishing.
Paint your name on the back of the boiler suit, just so we recognise each other...... :lol: :lol: :lol: |
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concrete
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Sun Feb 04, 2007 5:40 pm |
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So, it was bird flu not man flu that I had.
I knew that I shouldn't have eaten the Bernard Matthews turkey.
AAAAAAAAAAAAACHOOTIFUL :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: |
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blakdog
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Mon Feb 05, 2007 2:27 pm |
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Limey1 - is all this scaremongering part of a cunning plan to get Concrete to wear a face mask while fishing in order to stop him talking?
If it is i'm afraid its doomed to failure. This is a man that can't be stopped and I already know he is able to continue carrying his usual one way conversation even wearing said face mask. I would imagine they will bury him in a sound-proofed coffin - just in case he doesn't stop :lol: ! |
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Bread
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Mon Feb 05, 2007 10:21 pm |
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or gas mask :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :oops: :lol: |
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Bread
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Mon Feb 05, 2007 10:55 pm |
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To be quite honest, Bernard Matthews got what he deserved.
For those of you that haven't seen his turkey farms and how he conducts business, well, let's just say that he got what he deserved.
8) |
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concrete
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Mon Feb 05, 2007 10:57 pm |
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Anyone for a game of turkey football?
At least they might shut up about global warming for a bit 
SNOW COMING.................................................................................Maybe |
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Bread
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Mon Feb 05, 2007 11:01 pm |
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Snow + Wind + Frost = Cod. |
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concrete
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Mon Feb 05, 2007 11:03 pm |
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Snow+wind+frost means you're gonna freeze :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: |
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Bread
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Mon Feb 05, 2007 11:05 pm |
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concrete
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Mon Feb 05, 2007 11:11 pm |
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All we need is a good onshore blow.
There's some reasonable fish just off shore. |
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Bread
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Mon Feb 05, 2007 11:14 pm |
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Absolutely,
But, you never know.
I've seen people catch on flat calms before.
(bed now yaaaaaaawn) |
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concrete
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Mon Feb 05, 2007 11:17 pm |
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That's a good idea.
Me and Mrs C slept through the alarm this morning, didn't wake up 'til 7-35.
DON'T PANIC!
Goodnight. |
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Limey1
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Joined: Sep 09, 2006
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Location: Enfield, North London
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Tue Feb 06, 2007 8:23 am |
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Which of these outfits would suit Concrete on Devils Island, and why?
Outfit a,
Outfit b,
Here's the mask
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Edgey
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Tue Feb 06, 2007 9:19 am |
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| Snow+wind+frost means you're gonna freeze :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: |
1. Concrete. You seem to permantly ill. Should you not change your name to Septic?
2. It is a sunny 18c down here. Mind you there aren't any effing fish about, other than the two Octopi I caught the other day |
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Edgey
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Tue Feb 06, 2007 9:19 am |
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| concrete wrote: |
| Snow+wind+frost means you're gonna freeze :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: |
1. Concrete. You seem to be permantly ill. Should you not change your name to Septic?
2. It is a sunny 18c down here. Mind you there aren't any effing fish about, other than the two Octopi I caught the other day |
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